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OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Humphrey The Camel Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Doug MataconisShe quickly learned what ‘happier than a camel on Wednesday’ meant.

Second: Franklin – At least it doesn’t have opposable thumbs, so my ***** is safe!

Third: Hal_10000In desperation, voters have turned to the so-called “Camel Party” as an alternative to Trump and Clinton.

HONORABLE MENTION

Dave SchulerI’d walk a mile for a camel.

DrDaveT – Camels, unfiltered.

barbintheboonies – Hey buddy, Got a ciggy butt?

CSK – “Oh, God, I was under the impression I had won a date with Doug Mataconis.”

Paul Hooson – So a girl with two camels walks in a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, we don’t many camels in here!”. Then one camel says, “yeah, and at these prices you won’t get many more…”.

RockThisTown – Neither Joe Camel nor Joe Biden can stop themselves from trying to kiss women during a photo-op.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

In employing a Presidential campaign theme caption contest I was looking to use Cthulchu and Ronald McDonald, but when all you have is camels things quickly become a three ring circus.

Bactrian to the future

“How many time you been humped?”

“Hey you smell just like my ISIS fighter date… Uh… Did I say that out loud?”

“Yo Rinny”

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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.

Comments

  1. CSK says:

    Why, thank you. Do I win a date with Doug Mataconis?

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  2. @CSK:

    Ummm…..

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  3. CSK says:

    @Doug Mataconis:

    If it helps, I’m a girl.

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  4. @CSK:

    It;s okay. and, you know, NTTAWWT and all that if you weren’t 😀

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  5. Paul Hooson says:

    Thank you for the honorable mention for my clumsy adaptation of a bar shtick joke. Long live the Jewish-inspiration for American humor!

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  6. CSK says:

    @Paul Hooson:

    I’m sure you know that Lenny Bruce routine, which goes something to the effect of: “If you were born in New York, you’re a Jew, even if your name is Luccarelli or Murphy. If you were born in Tennessee, even if your name is Goldstein, you’re not a Jew.” I think there’s something to that.

    The late, great Steve Landesberg had a hilarious routine about southern Jews, which included, if I remember correctly, the immortal line: “Hey, Esther, y’all going to the temple?” Sidesplitting. I have no idea if it’s on Youtube.

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