OTB Caption Contest Winners
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Doug Mataconis – She quickly learned what ‘happier than a camel on Wednesday’ meant.
Second: Franklin – At least it doesn’t have opposable thumbs, so my ***** is safe!
Third: Hal_10000 – In desperation, voters have turned to the so-called “Camel Party” as an alternative to Trump and Clinton.
Dave Schuler – I’d walk a mile for a camel.
DrDaveT – Camels, unfiltered.
barbintheboonies – Hey buddy, Got a ciggy butt?
CSK – “Oh, God, I was under the impression I had won a date with Doug Mataconis.”
Paul Hooson – So a girl with two camels walks in a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, we don’t many camels in here!”. Then one camel says, “yeah, and at these prices you won’t get many more…”.
RockThisTown – Neither Joe Camel nor Joe Biden can stop themselves from trying to kiss women during a photo-op.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
In employing a Presidential campaign theme caption contest I was looking to use Cthulchu and Ronald McDonald, but when all you have is camels things quickly become a three ring circus.
Bactrian to the future
“How many time you been humped?”
“Hey you smell just like my ISIS fighter date… Uh… Did I say that out loud?”
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