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OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Front Runner Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Jc – The turnout for the annual “Win a Date with Doug Mataconis 5k” met expectations

Second: barbintheboonies – I love drag racing

Third: CSK – Auditions for the remake of Bride of Chucky were unusually demanding.

HONORABLE MENTION

al-Alameda – “Don’t worry, the emails are in my bra … “

Mary Gehman – It’s amazing how fast women can run when Anthony Wiener is chasing them…

Paul Hooson – Strangely, nearly as horrifying as that napalm girl photo from the Vietnam War…

john430 – ” Hurry! Carlos Danger needs us!”

RockThisTown – Brain-dead Hillary voters rush to the polls before an indictment.

Franklin – Just 50 meters to go! The leaders are running four abreast!

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“Boy, I’m glad I didn’t dress as a clown.”

“This campaigning sure is hard Hillary.”
“Shut up, and keep running Huma.”

Just one call of “JELLO PUDDING” sends ’em running.

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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.

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  1. CSK says:

    Thank you. Does First Place Winner Jc get drinks and dinner with Doug?

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  2. Jc says:

    @CSK: lol, Doug would spend the whole evening justifying his Gary Johnson vote…beer and politics. Outside the Beltway happy hour!

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  3. Mary Gehman says:

    Thanks for the ‘honorable mention’! My personal favorite was “I love drag racing”.

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  4. rodney dill says:

    @Mary Gehman: Yea, it was good. The love/hate relationship between Doug and some of the commenter is kind of an inside joke.

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  5. barbintheboonies says:

    @Mary Gehman: Thank You

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