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OTB Caption Contest

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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(Photo: L’Osservatore Romano/AP)

Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.

Comments

  1. Hal_10000 says:

    “You get forgiven! You get forgiven! You get forgiven! EVERYBODY GETS FORGIVEN!”

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  2. Mu says:

    We’re going to call him Buddy Christ

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  3. Lit3Bolt says:

    Clap yo’ hands,

    Slap yo’ thigh,

    Hallelujah, Hallelujah,

    Everybody come along and join the Holy See!

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  4. Franklin says:

    You boys ready for my Johnny Cash impression?

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  5. RockThisTown says:

    Lighten up, Francis.

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  6. RockThisTown says:

    “What am I bid for this Starbucks gift card? Twenty, twenty-five, do I hear thirty dollars? I’m here all night!”

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  7. RockThisTown says:

    “I’m not sure, but I don’t think you’ll be able to vote on a Prexit.”

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  8. Franklin says:

    So nice to see all you former priests again!

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  9. CSK says:

    “Okay, guys, one more time…99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 98 bottles of beer…”

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  10. DrDaveT says:

    White is the new orange.

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  11. DrDaveT says:

    “I’m getting a name… It starts with a G… Gio… Giovanni. Is your name Giovanni? Yes? [applause] And you are a rabbi — no, a rabbit — NO, a rapist! You’re a rapist! Yes? [wild applause] Thank you, folks, thank you.”

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  12. al-Alameda says:

    “So I said to Donald, ‘eff the meatloaf, I’ll have the Risotto alla Milanese.”

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  13. rodney dill says:

    With Chuck Barris gone, Francis once again thought it safe to take to the stage.

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  14. Aelio says:

    Much to the chagrin of the Church, every minute a new religion or Church is born in the world, and the Pope can only bless them all.

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  15. Tyrell says:

    “And that’s how we turn water into wine. Any more questions ?”

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  16. DrDaveT says:

    “Let’s see… and then you put your left hand in and you shake it all about? Do I have this right?”

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  17. Moosebreath says:

    Carlo DiNapoli, come on down! You’re the next contestant on Who Wants to be a Cardinal.

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  18. Gobsmacked says:

    Wingardium leviosa!

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  19. Paul Hooson says:

    “So a pilgrim visitor to the Vatican comes here dressed in all White too. I ask him, “Are you a pope too?”. He says “No”. “Well, you should dress better”. – Thank you. I’ve got a million of them. Try the veal and don’t forget to drive home safely. Goodnight!”.

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  20. Paul Hooson says:

    “I want to make “The Trinity” cool and relevant to the Hip Hop folks, so for now on they’re being renamed “Daddy”, “O’Laddy” and “The Great White Spook” by me…”.

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  21. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey, the small hat. Everyone wonders about the small hat. I get to wear the small hat. Nobody else in my church wears the small hat. I wear the small hat. But, if you’re a Jew, then everybody wears the small hat. The small hat…”.

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  22. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey, it doesn’t matter where a pope is from, one thing always holds true. We all talk like Dracula…”.

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  23. Paul Hooson says:

    “Any questions from the audience?”.

    “Yes, Holy Father. Can I get my parking validated?”.

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  24. Paul Hooson says:

    “…Vade In Pace. Badonkadonk…”.

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  25. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey, let’s hear it for the bartender. Sid? Sid?”.

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  26. Paul Hooson says:

    Sadly, the Holy Father’s attempts at observational comedy left something to be desired: “Easter? Let me talk about Easter. A few weeks ago was Christmas. Jesus was a baby, right? Now, here comes Easter. Jesus is 33 years old and dead…. Easter. Easter…”.

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  27. Franklin says:

    Welcome to the Holy C Block!

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  28. iSeeDumbPeople says:

    “All are welcome here. All. Except you. You’re fundamentally disordered.”

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  29. Paul Hooson says:

    “Your Holy Father, what are your thoughts on Charlie Sheen?”.

    “What we have here is a failure to excommunicate…”.

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  30. Paul Hooson says:

    “Your Holy Father, how come popes traditionally wear skullcaps?”.

    “Well, after Peter started that darn “Fisherman of men” thing, we tried a blue oyster coat and wearing an octopus on the head, but it wasn’t so good on a hot day, so we went with white and a skullcap instead…”.

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  31. Paul Hooson says:

    “Oh when the saints go marchin’ in. Oh, when the saints go marchin’ in. I wanna be in that number – When the saints go marchin” in…”.

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  32. Paul Hooson says:

    “Your Holy Father, why is roquefort so expensive?”.

    “Oh, cheese’s price?”.

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  33. Paul Hooson says:

    Well, sadly Jews may not have this guy, but they do have Mila Kunis…

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  34. Paul Hooson says:

    “For some crazy odd reason, I used to think that the Jehovah’s Witnesses were a motorcycle club. Hey, you learn something new everyday, huh?”.

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  35. Paul Hooson says:

    “Your Holy Father, is masturbation still a sin?”.

    “Well, you need to stop masturbating”.

    “Why?”.

    “So, I can answer your question…”.

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  36. Paul Hooson says:

    “Your Holy Father, is masturbation still a sin?”.

    “Well, the church is trying to be more understanding of some matters”.

    “Oh, thank you. I was worried because I’ve been masturbating so much in the shower that babies have been crawling up out of bathtub drain…”.

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  37. Paul Hooson says:

    “Your Holy Father, did Jesus ever get angry?”.

    “Well, he did get cross once…”.

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  38. Paul Hooson says:

    “Oh, a light bulb just went out over there. He Sid, can you get that big ladder and fix that light?”.

    “You’re the boss, Holy Father. They say that Jews like me are good are carrying heavy things made out of wood…”.

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  39. Paul Hooson says:

    “Well, the first Easter was pretty amazing when the stone rolled away. But, the second one when only the Easter Bunny showed up with those “Peeps” and chocolate eggs, not so much…”.

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  40. Paul Hooson says:

    “Your Holy Father, what is the biggest difference between you and Jesus, Mary, Joseph, Moses, Lazarus, St. Peter, Paul the apostle, David, Martha, King Solomon, Aaron, Jonah, Daniel….”.

    “Whoa, let me stop you. I’m not Jewish like those other guys…”.

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  41. Paul Hooson says:

    “Sadly, I had to disqualify Cardinal Kushner for not even being Catholic…”.

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