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OTB Caption Contest

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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PETER NICHOLLS / Reuters

Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.

Comments

  1. Paul Hooson says:

    Strangely, nearly as horrifying as that napalm girl photo from the Vietnam War…

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  2. Mary Gehman says:

    “If we get to the finish line first, there will be no waiting line at the ladies room.”

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  3. CSK says:

    Attendance at the Kentucky Derby fell sharply when the entrance eligibility requirements for The Run for the Roses were radically revised.

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  4. CSK says:

    Auditions for the remake of Bride of Chucky were unusually demanding.

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  5. Tony W says:

    Former Trump supporters Sandy Wilson and Rebecca Smith of Nashville, TN left the rally in haste after the Republican nominee invited them to the stage for a photo.

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  6. al-Ameda says:

    “Don’t worry, the emails are in my bra … “

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  7. Franklin says:

    These Raiders fans are going to be pissed when they get to Las Vegas, only to realize the team isn’t moving after all!

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  8. barbintheboonies says:

    I love drag racing

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  9. Jc says:

    The turnout for the annual “Win a Date with Doug Mataconis 5k” met expectations

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  10. James Pearce says:

    Janet and Franny didn’t realize their Halloween costumes were offensive until the social justice warriors started chasing them.

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  11. Jon Waltz says:

    Less than a mile into the annual Halloween 5k, runner #432 was already regretting the impact Obergefell v Hodges was having on her sartorial options.

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  12. Franklin says:

    Just 50 meters to go! The leaders are running four abreast!

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  13. Donald M Sensing says:

    “What? No stadium yet? I knew we shoulda made that left turn in Albuquerque!”

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  14. DrDaveT says:

    Since ‘meeting’ Donald Trump during the 1997 Miss Universe pageant, Miss Uruguay and Miss Slovenia have not stopped trying to get as far from him as possible.

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  15. Guarneri says:

    “I think we’re in the clear, Huma. These crazy costumes worked; they’ll never find us.”

    “Yeah, we’re good. The only person I told was that damned ex of mine.”

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  16. john430 says:

    ” Hurry! Carlos Danger need us!”

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  17. john430 says:

    “All I said was, “Does Huma give Hummers?”

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  18. Aelio says:

    The Ultimate Miss Halloween contest where the winner is safe from Trump’s kisses.

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  19. Paul Hooson says:

    American citizens rushing over the Canadian border in advance of next week’s election?

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  20. Paul Hooson says:

    Well, we know one thing, they’re not rushing out to see the latest Nicolas Cage film…

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  21. Paul Hooson says:

    Well, when Paul Hooson took the stage to do some stand-up comedy, some polite audience members told him, Please, sit down” , while others ran from the club…

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  22. Paul Hooson says:

    “Well, that’s something new. The townspeople chasing the zombies this year…”.

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  23. Paul Hooson says:

    FBI workers running away in horror after finding out that they had been handling Anthony Weiner’s computer…

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  24. Mary Gehman says:

    It’s amazing how fast women can run when Anthony Wiener is chasing them…

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  25. RockThisTown says:

    The Cubs look to end the curse of the billy goat, but now face the curse of the Zombies.

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  26. RockThisTown says:

    What Hillary has done to Bill’s bimbos is horrifying!

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  27. RockThisTown says:

    In light of her e-mail foibles, Hillary resorts to Zombie messengers.

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  28. RockThisTown says:

    Coming up with a caption for this week’s contest is a no-brainer . . . .

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  29. RockThisTown says:

    @Mary Gehman: Perhaps, but they’ll be dead tired.

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  30. RockThisTown says:

    @Mary Gehman:[re: no waiting line at the ladies’ room]
    Perhaps, but they’ll be dead tired.

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  31. RockThisTown says:

    Brain-dead Hillary voters rush to the polls before an indictment.

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  32. Mu says:

    “It was a choice of this or a Donald mask”

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  33. Paul Hooson says:

    “My father was pretty thrifty, even by Jewish standards. He made me go “Trick Or Treating” the day after Halloween when the costumes were half price…”.

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  34. Paul Hooson says:

    “I just had a funny thought. Those old Mickey Mouse Club hats are just Jewish hats with ears…”.

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  35. Paul Hooson says:

    “My day job is I’m a waitress. A customer asked me if we had any soup on the menu. I told him, “Yeah, but we wiped it off…”.

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  36. Paul Hooson says:

    “I have a cousin who’s a bookkeeper. Every time he borrows a book, he keeps it…”.

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  37. Paul Hooson says:

    “I had another argument about money with my husband last night. His suicide attempts are sure running up the gas bill…”.

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  38. john430 says:

    On the left, Huma asks, “Hillary, what did you say that made them so mad?”

    Hillary: ” I just told them that Bill would be vetting the interns. Why?”

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